Short video of my friend Brendan McKeigan doing some sweet bartending at Absolute Comedy in Toronto.
Smirnoff Marshmallow Vodka
For when you kind of want S’mores, but you also kind of want a DUI.
Smirnoff Whipped Cream Vodka
For when you want to be a little kinky, but you also want to pass out before it actually happens.
Cheese fedoras…
Just in case you’re looking for a more formal cheese head hat, say a cheese head top hat… the Milwaukee airport has them.
100% Bad Hat Choice
If you’re going to hold a gigantic teddy bear on the subway, maybe skip the hat that says “100% Bitch”.
AT&T Temple
This is the AT&T building in Nashville. The spires on top makes it look like a temple… a beautiful place to worship bad cell service.
Bob & Tom
In the studio for the Bob & Tom Radio Show
Seinfeld Halloween Tribute
I love the idea that these kids have listened to Seinfeld’s album so much, that they not only know the words verbatim, but have the timing almost perfect. Fantastic. Click the pic for the YouTube link.
Comedy accommodations…
Sometimes you’re staying at Caesar’s Palace in Vegas, sometimes you’re at the Stardust Motel in Floodwood, MN… population 503.
Very retro, and very awesome.
I’m Still Standing
If you thought the world was going to end on May 11th, why did you pay for the subway ad to run through the whole month of June?
Who are you?
I can tell a lot about a person on Facebook who has sent me a friend request, without ever seeing their name. I just need to see how many friends we have in common.
– If we have zero friends in common, you probably saw me at a comedy show.
– If we have 6 friends in common, you’re probably one of my wife’s relatives.
– If we have 100 friends in common, you’re either a comedian, or a borderline dangerous comedy groupie.
So, less than 10 or more than 100… more than likely, we’re not actually friends. Anywhere in between… a definite maybe.
Thanks CNN… always helpful
Save the earth druggie…
Lots of hotels now encourage you to use your towels more than once… as an environmentally friendly gesture. This hotel went once step further and illustrated the process.
Apparently, if you use your towel again, you’re a well-fed, upstanding citizen. If you don’t, you’re a malnutritioned crack addict.
Fear not…
Someone is looking out for your stupidity.
Peanuts now carry a warning that they were produced in a facility that processes peanuts.
No fist-bump art?
I’m going to file this under “weirdest attempt at art ever”. These are sculpture recreations of famous handshakes from the 20th century. Sorry about the crappy picture… it was behind glass. Probably because people kept writing “this must be a joke” on it in permanent marker.
